Where wrong is a 'right' - Wah re India - it happens only in India.
Wah re India - it happens only in India.
You are a farmer - take loan and don't repay it
# Becoz Loan waiver is your right.
# Becoz Loan waiver is your right.
You are an Aam Aadmi - Construct illegal buildings, zhopadpattis, shanties..don't worry - you will first get photo pass, water and electric connection.
# Later you will get a house free becoz getting free house is your right.
# Later you will get a house free becoz getting free house is your right.
Bribe your way to a Govt job - nobody can throw you out..
# Becoz Govt servants are Nation's जावई..
# Becoz Govt servants are Nation's जावई..
You are from the minority community..
# Shout that you are feeling insecure, the media and sickular political leaders will run to pamper you..
# Shout that you are feeling insecure, the media and sickular political leaders will run to pamper you..
If you are a Dalit / SC or ST.
# Just threaten that you will file complaint about atrocity - everyone will be shit scared of you.
# Just threaten that you will file complaint about atrocity - everyone will be shit scared of you.
Really, this happens only in India..
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